Four a minute. Each one a promise to finally practise this time.
Nine a minute, quietly agreeing to eat one sock each per year.
Somewhere a family just signed for the keys. Twenty times a minute.
Thirty-three a minute. Most will know exactly four chords forever.
Another world purchased, block by block. Forty-five a minute, still unopened.
One a second, sold on the promise of a straighter back nobody keeps.
Living rooms keep getting bigger screens. Eighty-one a minute.
Tiny, easy to lose, impossible to stop buying. A hundred and fourteen a minute.
The world reaches for relief twice a second. It rarely reads the label.
Three a second — and yes, it is almost the exact same shade you own.
Four a second, and somehow the milk always runs out first.
Five a second, bought with every intention of reaching chapter two.
Six a second, waiting in cupboards for a rainy day that never comes.
Seven a second. The one you own is already, quietly, last year's model.
Nine a second. The straw stabbing sound is basically a global heartbeat.
Eleven a second, each destined to be replaced far too late.
Fourteen a second. Most will out-walk their owner's good intentions.
Nineteen a second, half of them the exact same plain white.
Twenty-six a second, fueling meetings that could have been an email.
Thirty-four a second, boxed and speeding somewhere. None ordered a salad.
Seventy-five a second. Faster than you can decide if you regret the last one.
A hundred and twenty a second. The planet is quietly keeping the receipt.
A hundred and seventy-five a second. One tap, and a warehouse somewhere flinches.
Two hundred and twenty-two a second. No longer objects moving — a current.
Fastest of the set: A delivery parcel
The fastest-selling thing you just watched was A delivery parcel — a relentless 222 every second, somewhere on Earth, right now.